Medical Distinctions: Guts vs. Balls
Posted by Emilio | 2007.08.09 @ 16:07

This just came in via email. Enjoy.

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Medical Distinctions

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.